In the privacy of my bedroom, I tooted. It definitely had an odor and I was glad I was alone. I didn't foresee having guests, but as it turned out, Natalie opened my door and tried to come in. I met her at the door. I didn't know what to say.
"I tooted in here and it doesn't smell good," I said, crouching down to talk quietly to her. It was very embarrassing to admit, but I didn't want to bar her from the room without explanation.
She smiled. She edged closer into the room. And she sniffed.
"It stinks in here," she said.
Sam appeared, strange smile on his face, nose in the air. He has excellent hearing and he was excited to smell a Mom toot. He didn't back away until his mission was accomplished.
Are you kidding me?! How humiliating! There goes everything.
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