What he said

"Mama, mama, mama! My hand not listening to me!"

"Probably I have need some chocolate milk."

You: "I did cried."
Me: "Why did you cry?"
You: "Because I did cried."

Daddy: "How are you?"
You: "Me OK."

"I love you, mama. And I love Howie. And I love your baby."

"I love you, mama. And you know who else I love? That guy." [points to Daddy]

"One, two, three four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten." (12/16/2013)

"Look, mama! A hole! Probably a man did that."

"No! Possie!! No go in my sandbox!"

Dad: "What's the magic word?"
You: "Potus, Potus, Potus."
Dad to me: "What's 'Potus, Potus, Potus?'"
Me: "Hokus pokus. Apparently Mickey Mouse taught him about magic before we taught him about manners."