Contrary to what you must think, I do not enjoy being pinched, poked, pounded, groped, bit, slapped or shoved. I know, right? Moms these days.
You are so active and much too busy to take effort not to hurt me. So you do cause me minor injury every day. Today you put one of your tractor toys on my exposed calf and then flopped down on it. Some of my skin is now missing. Awesome.
You're 2. What did I expect?
But you're also sweet. You kissed my tractor-bitten leg this morning. Thanks, love.
XOXOXO
But seriously, if I could end one thing, it would be the groping. STOP. IT.
XOXOXO
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