If I could hear what's going on inside your head, this is what I think it would sound like:
Hey, there's Elmo on the shelf. [giggle] What a friendly guy! Wait. That's not where I left him. Mom must have moved him. I hate that. How would she feel if I moved her stuff? Wait. I do that. Anyway, I'm going to put him here. [tosses on floor] Look! There's Clifford. What a big doggie. [tosses on Elmo] Oh, yes, there's my giraffe. [throws on Clifford] Wow, I haven't seen that owl in a while. [discards] Man, my books are out of order. Big books first. [pulls off shelf] Ah, it says...hmm...boring. Next book. [pulls off shelf] Trucks. Yes! Next book. Next book. These seven books are in my way. [scatters all on floor] This shelf looks weird. Mom doesn't decorate well. All these books have to go. [empties shelf completely] Wow. There are books all over my feet. I don't like that. [shoves books] Now the books are touching my animal toys. Annoying. Let me just move that giraffe. Hey! There's Elmo!
Am I right?
Love,
Your Mom
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