Notes on Natalie

My funny little princess is nearly 19 months old and she is amazing! She began speaking in sentences at the end of July - sweet little sentences like "I need hep!" or "Where go?" Yesterday she said "I duhdee" - I'm thirsty. Today Natalie saw Sam hiding under his bed covers and said "I tee you, Tam." It made Sam and I laugh.

Natalie loves Elmo - so much that she even rescues dirty diapers from the trash if she spots an Elmo on them. That's just what everyone needs.

I love to squeeze her. I pick her up and hug her tight, saying "Squeeeeze her! Squeeze her!" I did that yesterday and, for the first time, she squeezed me back. As tight as she could! It was precious. I think I will always remember how that felt.

Poor baby has been struggling with constipation since Thanksgiving 2014. We have taken her to the doctor several times, and they advise it is common. We keep her on miralax and give her fruits, veggies and foods that have as much fiber as she can stand. But let's face it, she's 19 months old and she wants cheese. We can be very thankful that she still likes blueberries and watermelon.

I took the kids on a trip to Michigan for two weeks, beginning at the end of July. Natalie was a wild animal on the airplane rides. We met a very kind stranger - a father to four daughters - on the way home who helped with her. 

In Michigan, Sam and Natalie got a lot of outdoor time. We went to the lake four times and I learned that Natalie is not a fan of large bodies of water. She clings like a monkey. Oddly, Sam was far braver in the water than she was. I'd have lost a lot of money on that bet.

We found a giant Elmo in the thrift store in Newberry. It was 50 cents and nearly as tall as her. It was ours immediately. Sometimes Natalie lays on him like a pillow.

Grandma and Grandpa Tractor loved our visit. They were wonderful, doting grandparents. I treasured having my children on what will always feel like my true home. Auntie Becca and Uncle Bill were there briefly, too, and we had a big family reunion with people from my father's side. That was special.

In other news, Natalie is just beautiful. She's very funny and very smart. She seems small for her age. Her hair is getting long and curls at the end. She has ten teeth - six on top, including two molars, and four on the bottom with just one molar there. She still loves her tummy, though she doesn't touch it as often as she once did. I often find myself staring at her...I just adore her!

A strange line of questioning

"Momma, do lines last forever?" Sam asked.

I thought this a very strange question. Wanting to be patient and kind, I thought for a second, and then said, "They might. If a line is drawn with a pen, it lasts forever. But a line drawn with a pencil can be erased, so it doesn't last forever."

I was pretty impressed with my coherent answer. I mean, there are so many kinds of lines. Lines on a highway. Contrails in the sky. Checkout lines at the store. Wrinkle lines on my face. And I picked one good kind of lines, and gave a good answer. Rock it, Mom.

But Sam looked worried. 

"A pen lasts forever?" he asked.

"Yes, a line from a pen can last forever."

"Is this a pen?" He asked, holding up one of my pens.

"Yes, that is a pen," I said.

"Are you sure it isn't a pencil?" he asked.

By now, I am quite suspicious.

"Sam, did you draw a line somewhere with that pen?" I asked.

He shook his head, no.

"Are you sure? I think you might have. Was it an accident? Did you draw a line somewhere by accident?" 

"No," he said.

Steve is listening by now. I mouthed to Steve "I think he drew on something and he's afraid he'll get in trouble."

I searched the walls and furniture, but I could find no errant lines.

"Are you sure you didn't draw a line somewhere?" Steve said. "It's ok, if you tell me. You won't get in trouble."

Sam maintained his innocence. I kept up the search for ink, and then I noticed Sam was leaning quite intently against the arm of the couch. I forcibly moved him and noticed a two-inch line of ink on side of the couch. He was horrified, and very nervous. 

It felt good to extend mercy instead of scolding and punishing. The ink came out with just a wet washcloth. The couch has been treated with some stain preventer. Aside from hot pink nail polish, nothing has been able to stain our couch.

"Next time, tell us," we said. 

Though I am sure I never want to hear him say "Mom, does marker last forever?"

 

Gig-a-boo

Gig-a-boo! [giggle]

Gig-a-boo! [giggle]

Ah! I get it! My baby is playing peek-a-boo! She's so funny! She is thrilled that I know what she's doing. She understands so many words and complex sentences, and has a long list of words she manages to say. But sometimes I still don't know what I'm hearing.

"See it see it?!" is how she asks what something is. Then I tell her, and she gives me a quick, grave nod of understanding. It's one of my favorite things that I've ever seen. 

For example:

"See it see it?!" she'll say, tapping the door to my shower.

"Shower," I respond. And she waits. "You'd get wet in there." She nods - a deep nod that nearly makes her chin touch her chest. It. Is. So. Cute!!!

WHAT I REALLY WANT FOR MOTHER'S DAY

OK, listen up. I'm going to be very frank here.

I want a whole bunch of stuff for Mother's Day and I want it in this order.

First, I want to sleep in and wake up when I feel like it. Just once. Just for Mother's Day. Just please.

Then, I want to use the bathroom by myself, and get in the shower and be clean. I want to emerge when I feel like it. Not because anyone has pooped or anyone is crying or anyone can't find their blue caterpillar toy.

Third, I do not want my kids to be sick. Ever again. But if we could start with not being sick on Mother's Day, we'll go with that.

Fourth, I want $100 and a solo trip to Barnes & Noble. Solo. This is non-negotiable. I want everyone to understand that Barnes & Noble is situated in the mall. If I wander from book heaven into the mall and come back with an ice cream, or a tank top, or a pair of aqua loafers, but none of it is for you, this is fine. Nobody panic. I'm still Mom and I still love you.

Please allot approximately four hours for these tasks. During this time, I do not want to hear ANY WHINING AT ALL. And no crying. And please for the love of humanity, nobody fall down and get hurt. Please send your requests for food, drinks, or that toy that sister has, straight to Daddy. He will be happy to assist you.

After these terms have been met, I want you, my dear children, to know that I am totally grateful. I love you LIKE CRAZY and would sever my own appendages, run into a burning house, or apprehend a team of schoolyard bullies to keep you safe, make you happy, and ensure we have many, many more Mother's Days to spend together. I count my children as my greatest blessings and would never want to live a day without them.

But I think four hours is reasonable.

Songs about love

Right now, Sam is playing a song on the piano he says is called " I Love You, but Some People Don't Love You, but They Might Love You Anyway." It sounds like chaos.

...blood

Sister is turning into a champion walker. I can't think of when I've last seen her crawl. She toddles around the house at a slow pace, often with her left hand holding up her shirt and her right hand petting her tummy.

She sometimes loses her balance, spins 180 degrees, and falls onto her back. She wails. 

A few days ago, she was standing near the toy bench in the living room and took a tumble. She wasn't prepared (usually the case), and she bit her tongue on impact. Oh boy did it bleed! Poor thing...she cried and cried. 

As I was dabbing the blood from her mouth with a bit of paper towel, Sam came into the kitchen to observe. He saw the blood, looked shocked and grew pale, and ran away. A few seconds later he came creeping back, and he said softly: "Mama, did sister crack her head open?"

BA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!

That's what we always warn Sam about when he's doing something dangerous. "Don't jump on the couch! You'll fall and crack your head open!" He was sure that's what he was witnessing!

Self-cleaning

Last week I wondered if it was time to teach Sam how to wipe himself after going potty.

My mind raced through the likely scenarios:

Maybe he would refuse.

Maybe he would play in it.

Maybe he would try really hard but still get poo all over his fingers.

I decided it wasn't time.

But that day or the next day, a solo trip to the potty was taking a ridiculous amount of time. I heard a flush. "Are you done?" I called up the stairs. 

"Yes!" Sam said.

"Did you pee pee or poo poo?" I asked.

"I pee-peed AND poo-pooed!" he said.

I marched up the stairs, ready to wipe.

I found nothing on his rear. Checking the toilet, I saw no poop. I remembered hearing the flush. Concern grew over what he had flushed.

"I thought you said you pooped," I said. Worried.

"I did," Sam replied."And I wiped myself."

With only the slightest trace of poop found during my follow-up wipe, I was amazed. His bum was clean. His hands were clean. He was so proud of himself. And I was so proud of him!

He's wiped himself ever since - with varying degrees of success. There's no turning back now...and you can guess how OK I am with that. :)